So about that mystery assignment I spoke of last time: I’m auditioning for a writer’s slot at TVgasm. (The name is silly, but the recaps are hilarious.)

The audition process is basically a head-to-head competition against the other submitters. The powers that be must have liked me, because I got a first-round bye. Now, I’m counting on your help to get past Round 2.

Head over to this page and vote for my recap of Wife Swap! You have to sign up for a message board account, but you love me that much, don’t you? I thought so. Now get to it!

So who here watches Lost?

I don’t want to turn this into a discussion board (there are plenty of those out there already), but last night’s episode was some of the best TV writing I’ve seen in ages… or since Ed went off the air, anyway. The character interaction was particularly amazing.

The season finale is three hours long. Last night’s episode was hour number one. I think my head will explode next Wednesday if I have to process two consecutive hours of Lost.